Cody Bellinger Responds To His Stoner Allegations: "I Am Not High DURING The Games!"

"I am not high during the games!" Sure thing Cody, just the thing someone who does get high during the games would say. The man is currently pulled over at a Subway in Blythe in his car. That's the guy we're supposed to take his word for? His video freezing as Kimmel asked the question was so perfect. Couldn't have scripted it any better. Kershaw had to hide his face. 

My man was on the same planet in this interview as he was during the World Series. Pluto. 

Sober during the games, yeahhhhh and I'm not losing my hair! 

Cody goes on to say he's always looked like this. I beg to differ! Below is a snap from his Major League debut. His eyes could not have been opened any wider. I almost wanna say that's not even him, but it is. Who are we trying to fool here? 

I love how he was sure to say DURING, implying that any hour of the day where he isn't on the field he's obliterated. Cody is the best. What a great life that man lives. 

This blog isn't narcing on him, by the way. We're just calling a spade a spade, that's all. Baseball pretty much encourages marijuana use. It's the most common sense thing they do as a league. They recognize weed isn't bad and is in fact good for a human being. If you're on a major league roster you don't even get tested for weed in your system. Dudes are high all the time during games. It's taken this long for other sports leagues to adopt the same stance, but shockingly baseball was ahead of the game here.