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Danny Dimes Is Out Here Laying Blocks On Big Bad Ndamukong Suh In Primetime

This is the big bad Ndamukong Suh I've heard so much about? The meanest old man on the planet who will curb stomp your mama if she simply looks at him wrong? Well my QB1 just humbled him, essentially made him bend the knee on primetime in front of the entire football world and then followed that up with a 10 cent throw for six points.

At least we got the answer to the age old question "Who does the Boogie Man have nightmares about when he sleep?" Just one bad ass motherfucker who speaks softly but carries a big stick.