Fox News Anchor Tosses An Axe At A Bullseye And Accidentally Hits Bystander

Whoops!  Who would’ve thought having a news anchor tossing sharp axes around would end badly?  Great thinking out of everyone involved.  Awful aim outta that guy by they way.  Just awful.  Also awful placement of those band members. They were in the worst possible spot.  “Alright, we want you guys to stand right here.  Yep.  Right behind the target where guys are gonna be throwing axes.  Is that safe?  Of course it’s safe.  What could go wrong?”  The guy who got hit almost lost an arm.  If you watch close enough I think the sharp part of the axe catches his right in the bicep.  I don’t know shit about shit but losing an arm because a Fox news anchor has horrible aim has to be a top 3 way to lose an arm.

How about these goddamn heroes?  Axes flying every which way, one of their own getting taken out and they just keep on playing.  Chaos everywhere and they’re calm. Like those dudes on the Titanic. Total pros.