How Much Would You Pay For Porn? - MailTime

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So last night Super Producer BC dropped a bomb on me that free porn is perhaps going to be a thing of the past. Not necessarily that all porn would disappear, but that there is soon going to be a crackdown on all the major streaming “-tube” sites like Youjizz and Pornhub and all your favorites. Free porn will always be one step ahead of the industry but it got the wheels turning and made me think:

Lets say free porn really did disappear. And lets say you removed the stigma from being the weirdo who pays for porn. Nobody would judge you or think you’re creepy. Lets say everyone out there has to pay for porn. It becomes a monthly bill just like any other. You want lights and electricity? You pay your utilities bill. You want to watch TV? You pay your cable bill. And you wanna watch girls “unknowingly” have sex under the guise of jobs that offer $1,000 to $5,000 a day? You pay your porn bill.

How much are you paying for that? I’m saying its at least a cable bill’s worth, right? Ideally you’d think more like a Netflix bill, but at the end of the day you know they’d jack up the porn price as high as can be, and you know you’d pay it. I feel like its one of those things that you’d probably end up paying an obscene amount for it. I mean just think about how much you casually drop for On Demand movies that completely suck that you dont really even pay attention to. Just the press of a button and 5, 6 bucks gone. But with porn its like an On Demand movie you need like every night and its way more important to you than just some shitty movie. At that rate you could end up anywhere from like $150 to $300 depending on your nightly habits. And forget about those rainy Saturdays alone to yourself. You could rip through like 50 bucks in a day.

I mean for married guys porn is like the most important thing in the world. Its basically my sex life. So you’re asking me to put a dollar amount on my sex life. Porn would probably end up being my largest monthly expense. The answer is probably whatever everyone else is willing to pay and whatever they set the bar at. No way I’m playing hardball in that negotiation. Not gonna be like one of those hipsters who doesnt have a cable box. What am I supposed to do? Just jerk off with my mind? For sure not.