Giant Ass Stingray Confirms Wildwood Is Turning Into Jurassic World

Hold on to your butts. Man O’ Wars. Half eaten dolphins carcasses. Sharks ahoy. And now big ass sting rays. Wildwood is officially becoming a wildlife refuge for shit straight out of the National Geographic. These sea freaks still don’t even hold water to the specimens that walk on two legs on that beach. I’d still like a scientist to identify the tatted up female species that decided to squat, unload a piss and start hissing in front of my grandparents and 10-year-old self. If there is a God that thing was banished to the dungeons of the old Dracula’s Castle as it burned to the ground.

Good thing Wildwood had those two fine Marine Biologists on the beach to handle this giant creature. Leg tat is probably holding it up so sleeveless can teabag the sting ray for a new MySpace profile pic.

h/t Carmine