Man Used a Pair Of Scissors To Rob a Bank Because in 2015 It Is Still Incredibly Easy To Rob a Bank

Fox DC - Arlington County Police need your help finding the man who used a pair of scissors to rob a bank. A surveillance photo shows the man officers say robbed the Capital One Bank in the 4700 block of Lee Highway Monday evening. Investigators say he robbed the bank while waving a pair of scissors and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash. The FBI is offering a reward of up to $5000 for any information that leads to an arrest. Authorities are also looking for the men responsible for three other bank robberies in D.C. and Northern Virginia that happened within the last seven days.

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It is so ridiculously easy to rob a bank it’s stupid. Last week a fucking cripple robbed a bank, and now we have a guy waving around a pair of safety scissors and leaving with  a boatload of cash. It’s insane. They just don’t care who robs a bank. They aren’t going to fight you. Scissors are a terrible weapon, they didn’t care that he had scissors. They just don’t care about the money. It’s all insured, the teller is making 12 dollars an hour to stand there and be miserable, they aren’t going to be a hero. Any old schlub can waltz into any bank in broad daylight without a disguise or mask, and walk out 30 seconds later rich as hell. No fight, no frills, just straight cash homie. I shocked more people don’t rob banks. They are free for the taking. It’s also shocking they haven’t come up with a better system to stop bank robbers. The bank robber catching technology hasn’t improved since the 1800s. Someone might want to get on that.