Christmas Is Ruined: Guy Dressed As Santa Gets Tossed From His Boat Trying To Wave To A Bunch Of Kids

I don't know why, but that video killed me. It wasn't even Santa falling overboard that got me, it was the fact that there were only five kids on the beach who he was waving to. Five. Which means that guy was either a dad, an uncle, or a friend who got guilted into dressing up like Santa only to nearly drown in waste-high water. Poor thing got tossed head over heels...

The good news is, there's a chance he was hammered so it's not all bad. It'll also make for an awesome Christmas card for the kid in the green…

I hope whoever was on the other side of that camera had a cocktail ready for Santa as soon as he made his way up the beach. The whole thing reminds me of the scene in Christmas Vacation where Clark is looking out of his window daydreaming about the pool… 

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What a classic. Hopefully Santa has a speedy recovery. Merry Christmas!