Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals, Here's Santa Throwing Out A God Awful First Pitch

First off, Merry Christmas. Hope Santa was kind to everyone and brought you everything you wanted. But now let's talk about how awful this first pitch was from Santa. Stopped up in Detroit during a Tigers game with the whole crew to throw out a first pitch, and boy oh boy did he let it sail. Take your time SC, slow your roll, breathe and let it fly. He goes high and wayyyyy outside. Not 50 cent bad, but still really bad. Photographer even had to tuck and roll outta the way to avoid being hit by Santa. Going to need a better effort for the next year by the big guy. But until then, thanks for the gifts. I needed those socks, so I appreciate it.