Breakdown Of What Swear Words States Say The Most Shows Massachusetts Is The Best At Swearing

That’s right, when we swear we do it big. Leading the league in assholes, cunts and fucks. None of this pussyfooting around, when we swear (and we do it really often) we go right for the words that will make your grandmother stop her own heart just so you have to go to church, even if it’s for her funeral. But I’ll tell ya, more impressive than Massachusetts’ affection for the bad ones is how much the midwest is a bunch of pussies. I kinda thought that was a stereotype, but I guess not? You guys actually say words like gosh and darn? Jesus fucking Christ. If I went to visit the midwest I’d probably have random moms chasing me down the street with bars of soap to stick in my mouth, like some kind of weird Orbitz commercial. Just women throwing themselves at me hoping to cleanse me of my dirty mouth. Stop being such a bunch of Nancies, midwest. Say a swear every now and again. I promise you “FUCK” will feel a lot better, and get your point across much clearer, than “gosh darn it!”

PS – Hey Cali, chill on the hard F words. Thought you guys were supposed to be progressive.