The Washington Post Is Not Taking Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Divorce Too Well

It’s not your fault Washington Post! It’s not your fault! How about the intern who’s in charge over at the Post just really getting deep here, questioning the existence of love itself because these two country singers are getting divorced. Feel like whoever it is should probably get a dog or a diary and maybe get those feelings out somewhere that isn’t the Washington Post’s Facebook feed. Life will go on, Washington Post kid. It’ll be a-ok. We still have Iggy and Swaggy to show us that love is real.

PS: I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while- should I know of anyone who has been on the show Blake hosts, The Voice? I feel like that show has been on for 10 years now, and I see Maroon 5 and fat Christina Aguliera in commercials for it non-stop, but I could not tell you for the life of me one person who has made it from that show.