Let's All Give A Big Happy Birthday Shoutout To Shakira, One Of The Sexiest Women On The Planet

Today is Shakira's 44th (!!!) birthday, so we're paying homage to her. She's one of the SEXIEST women of all time and that is a stone cold fact. Indisputable. Inarguable. There is ZERO ambiguity in that statement. The voice, the dance moves, the seduction. She's a true blue chip, 5 tool talent and anyone who says otherwise is a complete and total idiot, and when I say anyone, she supersedes sexual preference. 

I mean she out ass shaked arguably the greatest ass shaker of all time at the Super Bowl!!!

That'd be like making Mike Trout look dumb at the plate in the World Series (if the Angels could get him there lol) or knocking out Tyson in his prime or shutting down MJ in the Finals. Just doesn't happen. So here's to you, Shakira, one of the sexiest women to ever do it.