Arod Does His Best Kirk Nieuwenhuis Impression, Blasts 3 Home Runs In Yankees Win

Down 5-1 in the 9th and Arod blasts his 3rd home run of the game to tie it up en route to a win over the Twins. Alex Rodriguez is five hundred thousand percent on the juice and there’s just no debating that. You dont miss as much time as he did, at the age of 40, and come back and do these things. And I’m not hating. Arod should be back on everything drug can get his hands on. He had absolutely nothing to lose. Legacy tarnished. Career all but over. Every single person in this city looking for loopholes on how to get out of his contract and void all his money. I would do absolutely everything I could and take every chance and every risk to make sure I came back as productive as possible and give everyone a gigantic “Fuck you.” Of course no Yankee fan now will ever own up to the fact that they all hated him and they wanted him out of town. Not like I would expect that either. Thats how sports works. Its a What Have You Done For Me Lately. And lately, Arod’s done a lot of PEDs and hit a lot of fucking home runs.

Goddam shame he’s such a socially awkward misfit.

PS – Really no big deal though bro. Even Kirk Nieiwehnwhueis can hit 3 home runs in a game.