The Guy Who Used a Rattlesnake As a Weapon Has Previously Used Bees, We Need To Do Something With Him

HP – Nathaniel Buck Harrison, 38, of Oracle, was collared on July 23 after police said he entered a home and accused a man of “being a rat” who sent his friend to prison, according to ABC15.com. At some point during the altercation, Harrison broke a board over the 53-year-old victim’s head, and tried to get his rattlesnake to bite the victim, police said. However, Harrison is no stranger attacking people with help of the animal kingdom, according to Suzi Riddell, the manager of the Justice Mobile Home Park, where the assault took place. “He has gone to other people that live in here with big hornet’s nests and tried to throw them in their door,” Riddell told KVOA TV.  “He gets a crazy idea, and wants to go with it.”

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That’s exactly why I said yesterday that we need this guy on our side, not theirs. No 5 year jail sentence and then let him back out in the wild again, way too risky. And turns out I was right. This guy is a mastermind. I can almost live with a snake coming after me, they have to decide to attack and you can theoretically fight off a snake. You’re dead if someone throws a hornets nest at you. Dead. Bees don’t randomly decide not to attack. That’s what they do. That’s what they’re bred for. To sting humans. (Please, save your hornets/bees definitions, it’s like idiots who don’t call dolphins fish.) And you have to be a fucking lunatic to somehow procure yourself a nest to be able to use it as a grenade. This guy is outside of his mind. He doesn’t live on the same planet as us. We need him out at Area 51 coming up with next level ideas. Or maybe you know, we kill him before he kills a million of us. You don’t have to be Tom Cruise to realize this guy has pre-crime written all over him.