Nobody Had A Better Friday Night Than This Dude Snatching Ankles At The Roller Rink

I'm not even remotely joking when I say this is the most impressive highlight reel since Sam McGuffie committed to Michigan. Give me all the highlight reels in all the categories and I am legitimately slating this one in the first round. I had no idea roller skates even existed anymore much less roller rinks much less that you could even shake and bake with such sizzle on 8 wheels. The stress on those ankles GOOD LORD somebody get my man an ice pack. 

Higher level I love the motivation it takes to go out and show people up that badly. I feel like roller rinks should be at the top of the list of places you can feel vulnerable at. Like I didn't go to the rink on a Friday night to prove something to anybody. I'm there to hold hands and mix in a couple laps, maybe some heavy consensual petting in the parking lot after. You tell me I have to square off against this guy in a game of COVID-safe noodle tag and we're going to have some fucking problems buddy. You may get me on the track but I'll be waiting by the skeeball machines after. My ego would like a word with you. 

Elsewhere I mentioned Sam McGuffie earlier so probably a good idea to run those highlights back. 

YouTube made this guy a household name in 2007 which is hilarious to think about and reminds me that you guys shoulld go subscribe to Barstool Chicago YouTube please.