You Guys Want To See A Dead Body?

Pretty fucking cocky twitter account for a team that's best known for squabbling 13 straight division titles but I digress. Maybe they earned it tonight with gale force winds blowing out to center. Maybe it's luck or happenstance or just the fact that Kyle Hendricks isn't dialed in yet. But whatever the case - lots of game left for the Cubs to stroke some yabos themselves. I remember not too long ago being at a game when the Braves were up by like 50 in the first 3 innings and then the Cubs came back and won. It was cold and wet and everyone was shitfaced. Nobody got mad about cup snakes. They were simpler times. 

In any event, Kyle Hendricks got his absolute tits blown off his chest tonight. Never seen anything like it. Literally. He's the first Cubs pitcher to ever give up 4 homeruns in the first inning. Absolutely preposterous when you think about how many dog shit pitchers have thrown dog shit first innings for this club. And yet one of the most successful starting pitchers in team history is now responsible for basically the worst 1st inning ever. Crazy how that works. 

Long game fellas. Longer season. I'll be here every day if you need me.