Lighten the Fuck Up! Everybody's Got Time For a Quickie...

Every morning before catching the school bus, Bobby had to complete several chores and the most time-consuming one was emptying the rabbit cages at the rear of his house. Every morning he ran late because of it.

As the school year got on, Bobby found himself running later and later...

Some mornings he barely had time to put the rabbit shit in the garbage barrel and still catch the school bus.

One morning, Bobby still had the rabbit shit in his hands when he heard the bus coming. He knew he wouldn't make it even if he ran to the barrel, so he put the rabbit shit in his pockets and ran to the bus stop instead.

After arriving at school and sitting at his desk for a few minutes, he remembered he had the rabbit shit in his pockets. He took the stuff out and put it on his desk and began contemplating what he was gonna do with it...

That's when the kid sitting behind him saw the pellet-shaped stuff on Bobby's desk and tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "What's that?".

Without hesitation, Bobby replied, "Brainfood. You want some?".

"Sure" the other boy answered excitedly. And so Bobby put all of the stuff on the kid's desk...

A few minutes later there was another tap on his shoulder, "Hey, this brainfood tastes like shit-"

"Yah see," Bobby quipped, "you're gettin' smarter already!"