Shoutout To Adam Sandler For Getting All Of Long Island Unlimited Milkshakes For The Day

The BEST! This man is the best! 

Obviously by now everyone in this great country of ours has seen the tik tok of America's father, Adam Sandler, calmly walk out of an IHOP with his daughter after being told there's a half hour wait. Now those flapjacks are fucking delicious, but a half hour wait for ANYTHING in 2021 is steep. The man didn't try to name drop at all, just calmly walked out in run-in-the-mill middle school outfit, and went viral for doing so.

Finally the man, the myth, the legend responded alluding at his disappointment over there not being any all-you-can-eat milkshakes at this IHOP in beautiful Manhasset on Long Island. Why the Sandman was in Manhasset we don't know but I'd sure love to find out. 

ANYWAYS the Sandman's dream has now come into fruition throughout all 19 IHOP locations on Long Island. A true dream come true for me. Add the Sandman, Milkshakes, free stuff, and IHOP and you got a happy guy over here. I just may have to go run to my local Oceanside location right this second. Nothing screams Monday night dinner like an omelette with green peppers, onions, tomatos, bacon, and ham accompanied by a $6.50 all-you-can-drink milkshake courtesy of the Sandman. Smiles all around.