Your 2015 Lollapalooza Recap Blog In Pictures

 

Let’s hop right into it, starting off with everyone’s favorite. Sign Language Lady.

 

 

 

Just a little nap

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Hope he’s alright, and by he I obviously mean the uneaten hot dog sitting in the foreground. #Tragedy

 

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Stick with one type of shirt all weekend, old hockey trick.

 

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Squirt Boy, life of the party

 

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So nice

 

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Bananas, literally.

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Slut Whisperer 69 is officially off the hook.

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Benny, always the life of the party.

 

 

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Also totally aside but I think it’s bullshit that skinny guys wear Basketball jerseys now. That was an old fat guy trick so that we never had to take our shirt off. Skinny guys went topless, fat guys went bball jersey and let the guns out, now everyone is wearing a jersey and the whole summer fashion ecosystem is fucked up.

 

 

See, this guy has to wear a T-Shirt now, not fair

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Alright then.

nic

 

 

“Tommy, hold my hair, I think I’m gunna puuuuuuke”

-Kristina, 3 seconds before this picture.

 

 

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Dudes on dudes on dudes

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#Rage

 

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We’re just as scared, buddy.

 

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Remember the guys from last year that pretended to be Ice Vendors and got in for free.

 

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Well they were back this year, this time passing out free Kind bars and taking “survey questions”. Said it worked again.

 

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Aggressive

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Mike Bibby crew rolling real deep.

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Fuck Pants

 

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Boobs on a giant pole, not sure I get it.

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Big Frank rocking his bootleg Barstool hat, gotta get him a new one.

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Sometimes you have to pull the trigger

 

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I need one of these shirts.

boob

 

 

 

Coolest man at Lolla. Also love that Q does the old man “sunglasses with my reading glasses on my shirt collar” move. When you win 3 cups you can do whatever the fuck you want.

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Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.

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Love this old guy for still being out there.

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Put those sunglasses on buddy.

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Makes it less obvious.

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My Jersey Starting 5 (went small, small ball is in)

 

 

PG – Scott Skiles

 

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SG – Jimmer. So many buckets.

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SF – Andres Nocioni, because if you have an Andres Nocioni jersey your life probably sucks so I can at least put you on the blog.

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SF – Dr. J

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PF – Karl Malone

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Bench

Detlef Schrempf

 

 

 

 

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Gary Payton

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Ed O’Bannon

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Elvis Grbac

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Sign Language Lady taking us out.

 

 

h/t brooklynvegan, @BaconSports for some of the jerseys, DNAInfoChicago, @Chris_Sweda, and all the stoolies that sent pics in.