If You Look Like Macaulay Culkin And Ask Jimmy Butler For A Picture After A Pick Up Game Be Prepared For Him To Mock You To Your Face
Listen fair is fair and this guy looks like Macaulay Culkin. You can't help it, sometimes you just look or sound like someone. You think I enjoy how much people tell me I sound like Dane Cook? Nope. Never even got that once until I started working here. It's all I heard during The Dozen. Great way to get self conscious about how you sound though. My complaint here is this guy whining that Jimmy Butler isn't his favorite player anymore. If anything you should like him even more because it's just proven he's always Jimmy Butler. Doesn't matter if it's pickup or an NBA game or talking to Tyler Herro or a random college kid. He's going to make fun of people. I appreciate that about him. Plus, he took the picture, so what are you complaining about.
I'm honestly surprised Jimmy even took the picture. He's wearing a TWolves shirt in this so something tells me he wasn't overly happy at the time. Might have just gotten done making fun of Andrew Wiggins and KAT for hours on end. Should be considered lucky all he did was call you Macaulay Culkin looking ass. Again, this is why I love Jimmy Butler. He is who he is and he doesn't hide it. He's the type of personality I want to see more of. Thinking of that line on the fly though is A+. Jimmy Butler might be made for blogging life when he hangs it up. 90s reference, quick joke. He's more than halfway there.
PS: He ain't wrong: