An Ode to 69 on 6/9 day *NSFW

Today is 6/9, which as some of you may know, is the sexiest date on the calendar. 

69 is a really cool number when you think about it. 

Look, there are some serious laughs to be had when thinking about 69. The classic "The answer is 69!" in math class everyone laughs, then the teacher asks what's so funny. You know what's funny Mrs. Johnson, all my friends who are teachers are some of the craziest peeps I know. 

The true pioneer of 69 humor, in my opinion, is Rob Gronkowski. 

The thing is, behind the whole 69 sex joke thing, there is actually way more meaning to the number. 

69 is not a sex position or a bunch of silly numbers but really dates back to something a lot deeper. 

Yin Yang is like something to do with the concept of Ancient Chinese philosophy and the reflection of two polar opposites such as the sun and the moon, winter and summer, fire and water. Honestly, the concept of getting along in general. It is representative of how two polar opposites can coexist and cohabitate. Though many are different, so are the same, Polar opposites need each other to fill the void in their shortcomings. I think the true meaning of 69 needs to ring true throughout our country. In a time we may be so divided, we need to remember that we need each other to thrive and survive. This is the true meaning of 69. Though many have hijacked it like a certain tattooed rainbow-haired snitch. It's still about reciprocating.

Shoutout Mickey Mantle