The Tokyo Olympics Are Supplying 150,000 Condoms, But Are Begging Athletes Not To Bang Each Other's Brains Out In The Olympic Village
FABRICE COFFRINI. Getty Images.Global News -Tokyo Olympic organizers plan to give away about 150,000 condoms at next month’s Games, but are telling athletes to take them home rather than use them in the Olympic village where social distancing rules and coronavirus measures are the top priority.
Large numbers of condoms have been given out at the Games since the 1988 Seoul Olympics to raise awareness of HIV and AIDS, and organizers said the International Olympic Committee had requested their continued distribution.
But athletes have been told to keep their distance from each other, meaning fewer opportunities to mingle and more.
The Olympics and supplying the athletes with a dump truck's load full of condoms--a tale as old as time. Every 2 years the Olympics come around and we get a new story about how many dong bags the games are supplying the athletes to bang like crazy in the Olympic village. You've got the greatest athletes on the planet all coming together from across the globe in a singular location, clearly they all want to knock some boots once the cleats come off.
But this summer is obviously a little different. I know that COVID is basically gone but we're still technically dealing with a global pandemic here. So instead of all those jimmy hats getting filled up at the Olympic Village, the organizers are asking the athletes to just take these bad boys home as a nice little party favor.
Which is crazy because how do you expect all of these athletes to put those diggities to use once they get home? That's an exorbitant amount of condoms when you're talking about the real world. The athlete village, sure. That's basically spring break at Panama City Beach for these athletes. But that's far too many for civilian life, if you ask me. Almost feels like a homework assignment trying to use all those condoms. Imagine heading home from the Olympics after you lost in the finals and then on top of all that disappointment, you have 300 condoms that are just wasting away in your nightstand for the next 16 months. Each time you open up that drawer it's another harsh reminder of that loss.
Just seems like yet another thing the Olympic organizers didn't fully think through on this one. Plus that's gonna be real embarrassing for these guys going through airport security with a bulk order of condoms in their luggage. Just let the boys and girls get after it in the Olympic Village like god intended them to do.