Argentina Can't Lose Copa America After Miss Bum Bum Quite Literally Showed Up With Her Bath Water To Give Messi For Good luck

So according to Miss Bum Bum Suzy Cortez and google translate here's what we got: 

I wanted to personally deliver bath water to give to my idol Messi in the Copa América. So I also decided to have a photographic test in front of Estádio Nilton Santos also to give a draw, I am confident that Argentina will be the champion in 2021.

Well how the fuck can you argue with that? We got Miss Bum Bum bringing her BATH WATER to help Argentina win Copa America. Good luck one upping that, Brazil. Also her calling Messi an idol is a bit of a reach. She got a tattoo of his face on her after he and his wife blocked Suzy on social media. 

But now we're out here talking about bath water. BATH WATER. I know the popular thing is to say you want to drink someone's bath water, but no thank you. Just in general bath water is disgusting. I don't need your filth around my mouth. That said, this isn't THAT surprising. The only thing Suzy loves more than winning Miss Bum Bum and Barcelona is Messi. So much so she got TWO tattoos of him. She's even blocked by Messi and his wife on social media. Oh and the tattoos? They are on her groin and ass. Two spots of love. 

Speaking of bath water, still an unbelievable tweet. 

Just makes me laugh that this dude is the best scorer we've arguably ever seen play basketball and is talking about drinking bath water #random. I'm just not a bath guy though. Give me a shower 10 out of 10 times. I'll sit down in the shower when I'm hungover. But make that shit hot so my skin turns red, let me stand there in shame and have fake arguments with myself. Undefeated in that, nbd. Just not a bath guy. 

I know Neymar looks good and Brazil is tough. But how do you pick against Argentina here now? Messi is better than Neymar. They got Miss Bum Bum's bath water and photoshoot there for good luck. And for those asking for pictures here you go. Her Instagram got hacked so we work with what we got. 

PS: Messi's wife would absolutely take her on in Rough n Rowdy right? At the minimum she wants to kick her ass. Can't be showing up with bath water for a husband.