The Saxaphone Guy Serenading The Shore Is A Goddamn National Treasure

He belongs in a museum. A museum of mess, but he should be saved and studied for future generations of humanity.

I obviously alluded to this gem right off the bat in the Tour De Shore recap, but I think he deserves his own blog in the sun. As I said before, this man owned the day. He didn’t say 2 words the whole time. Just rocked out the sax like nothing else mattered and got kicked out of every bar he entered at least 5 times. Every time he’d sneak back in and sax it out like nothing happened. Gotta respect that kind of hustle. The only thing that would make it better is if he just bought that Alto Sax and solely learned those 15 notes for the day. And if he’s trying to hop into moving cars while serenading life with George Michael, I wouldn’t put it past him.

Oh, and here’s footage of Hall And Oates in the DJ booth, too. John Oates has got the eye shoot game on lockdown. Darryl Hall’s gotta recognize this isn’t amateur hour and start clapping on beat. This is the big leagues, pal. Act like it.

PS – Original hilarious saxophone prank vid for those who don’t get out much. Or do. I don’t know how it works anymore.