Newscaster Can Tell if Your Kid is Doing Wacky Tobacci

A local newscaster does a whole news report on signs in a children's room that can indicate drug use. Now I myself don’t do the marijuana but I know people who did the marijuana in high school and none of their rooms at their house look liked that. Let's just point out the craziest parts of this room that literally seems like an undercover cop. Like this is the room of the undercover cop doing 22 Jumpstreet type operations in high school. 

First, we got the big tie dye wall cover which is supposed to be drugs. Like tie-dye is a good indicator of drug use. To be honest most kids who are into tie-dye in the 21st century picked it up from their hippy parents who showed them hippy music. That there implies that the children have a good relationship with their parents and their parents are probably ok with them smoking weed in the first place.  

Next, we have a Mile 420 sign which no one who would be trying to hide drugs from their parents would have in their room. Strict parents are super into numerology, think about how they somehow turned the monster logo into 666 through some sort of Hebrew lettering, or how teachers always ask "Why is that funny" when the class laughs when the answer is 69. They know numbers and 420 is obviously a sign of weed. Also, this literally looks like it was bought at a pottery barn or wherever people buy live, laugh, love signs. 

Now for the unintentionally hilarious parts where you definitely have people trying to put passive signs of drugs like #1.

GARBAGE, LAUNDRY AND BRAS ON THE FLOOR

YES IF YOUR TEENAGER LEAVES CLOTHES AND ENERGY DRINK BOTTLES ON THE FLOOR THEY ARE ON DRUGS!

ESPECIALLY BRAS!

#2 Another fun small slip in whoever constructed this room did was throw in some air freshener and interesting literature…

Yes, air freshener is used to clear weed smoke, but I think the funniest part is the inclusion of the book Catch-22.

Catch-22 is a book that is critical of War in general and slightly anti-capitalist (gathered that from Wikipedia), but if your child is reading this book it means they are fucking smart as hell. Like I googled the book to figure out what it was about and if it was about drugs. 0 drugs in the book. If your child is reading this book voluntarily then they are absolute nerds and you should probably tell them to do drugs to seem cooler for their friends. Reading Catch-22 was at one point a sign your child didn't want to go to Vietnam and die, not drugs. Kids who are into bad dangerous drugs worship Juice World and pop Xans, not read critical literature on society. Also, their bed was made which literally is a sign of motivation (or Adderall they may have a point). 

When I look at this room it looks like an absolute nerd's room. Tie-dye isn't hip at all, if they had Lil peep, Juice World, Wiz Khalifa, or Mac Miller posters I would be like yeah they may do cannabis or maybe even hard drugs. This room looks like a nerd's room whose music taste is what their parent's played for them. This kid needs to go out more and socialize and the soda intake is the most dangerous part of the pictures. Kids who do drugs usually have mental health issues that need to be addressed, taking away drugs isn't going to put out the fire.

Look I know drug addiction doesn't discriminate and well put together people have addictions. Opioid use and overdoses have gone up in the pandemic but these scare tactics are proven to be counterproductive in helping curb drug abuse. 

If you or someone you love is seriously addicted to substances call 1-800-662-4357 to help them help themselves