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I may not be someone that was born, raised and molded below the Mason-Dixon Line like Brandon Fuckin Walker and Mintzy. But I’ve heard enough stories to be wary of a woman with long legs, a big smile, and a Southern accent dripping with charm. That's how you get your ass killed in murder mysteries.

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Siri has fucked me over more times than I can count even though I have a phone that could land a rocket on Mars if it wanted to. But even that AI abomination thought Miss Minute always coming up jussssst a little short whenever she was asked to get information was sus as fuck. So welcome to the top of the Sus List Miss Minutes. I’m not saying you are the one pulling the strings since that is 1000000% Kang. Or Dr. Doom. Or Mephisto. But you definitely have some strings hanging out of your hour and minute hand.

Anyway we have a hell of a Loki recap with the lowkey nerdy Clancy Variants in the basement. We go through our reactions to an extremely fun episode, dig through the treasure trove of Easter eggs Michael Waldron left us, I geek out about the Thanoscopter for roughly five minutes straight, and we dive into some theories that are almost certainly going to be wrong about what’s coming next.

Oh yeah and we also pay homage to the greatest Loki to ever pull a trick in the multiverse.