ANTHONY RIZZO WE HAVE LIFT OFF WITH THE YANKEES

WELCOME TO THE NEW YORK YANKEES ANTHONY RIZZO

Couldn't hit this bum on the Marlins for 5 innings, New York Yankees 1st baseman Anthony Rizzo says I'll take care of that. 449 feet no fucking doubter. My god is it nice to have lefty power. That beautiful son of a bitch. Official Sterling call was "Rizzo Rakes" for those scoring at home. 

I hope Carl is asleep or something, he doesn't deserve this.