Lenny Kravitz Tweets Out Steven Tyler's Text To Him After Showing The World His Cock Hardward

What a fucking life for rock stars. Just sitting around, jamming on guitars, making bazillions of dollars, texting each other about their lives. What. A. Life. For 99.9% of the population, splitting your pants and showing your dick to thousands of people is a mortifying moment. I mean shit, there are even other performers and celebrities who would still be embarrassed about that happening. But Lenny Kravitz DGAF. Just completely comfortable with his half chub dick flopping in the wind with his cock piercing glistening off the sun with millions of people looking at the picture. Like if my dick flopped out on camera I’d be absolutely flustered and ashamed. Big Cat would probably text me but it would be like “Holy shit man it sucks that your lame dick was exposed to the whole world. But keep your head up.” Lenny Kravitz does it though and its awesome and he has other rock gods texting him angry that they never got to see it.

Only thing more awesome than that is his quote from 2004 about his dick piercing:

Yahoo - “I’ve never taken it out,” he said in 2004. “It’s a hoop about the size of a quarter. It hits the lady where she likes it and, because it swings, it can be effective in any position.“ 

Dick piercing swinging in the act, banging off clits no matter how you’re fucking. Guy is just a next level sex machine. Having hardware installed in his dick to please whoever it is that hes fucking. The girls, the guys, whatever. Guy is just a lover.

PS – Shocked, I mean SHOCKED, that Lenny Kravitz and Steven Tyler have never fucked. Steven Tyler has never even seen Lenny’s dick? And Lenny has never even seen Steven Tyler’s vagina? Upset city.