TV Host Pulls A Ricky Bobby And Has No Idea What To Do With His Hands So He Types On An Imaginary iPad

Yep.  Crushed it, dude.  Absolutely crushed.  Ricky Bobby would be proud.  No way anybody is going to notice that you’re typing into the palm of your hand and not an iPad.  You can see the moment when he doesn’t know what the fuck to do and the cameras are still rolling..  He looks back, hesitates, panics and then it’s fake iPad time.  Typing fake words into a fake device on national TV.  It’s in moments like that where you learn what people’s panic moves are.  When a tidal wave of fear washes over them and they lose control of their body and brain and something involuntary happens.  You think he meant to type into a fake iPad?  Not a chance. He had blacked out at that point. He was at the mercy of his brain.  In the grand scheme of things, pretending to type into an iPad that you’re definitely not holding isn’t that bad of a panic movie at all.  It might actually be the best.  It’s better than, say, yelling the N bomb or giving a middle finger to the camera or something that’ll get you fired.  Was that embarrassing?  Maybe a little bit but you’d rather be known for that then something way worse.