While Some People Dream Of Being Rich I Dream Of Being Able To Order Tacos From My Window

Ahhh the American dream. Such an interesting thing due to the fact that it could be whatever one wants it to be. For some it's getting cast in major motion pictures to become rich & famous. For some it's winning Grammy's. For some it's becoming a James Beard award-winning chef. For some it's becoming a major league baseball player. And apparently for some it's being able to order tacos directly out of your apartment window. I mean being able to hit a ball 400 ft or being really rich is cool and all, but all of that pails in comparison to being able to order tacos directly outside your window.

Not only is it very blatantly convenient, but you quite literally will never have stress over what you eat again. You can't decide what to have for dinner? Guess what...there's tacos outside! You have get back to your apartment drunk on a Friday night and forget to Uber eats something? Guess what...there's tacos outside!  And not to mention the poster of this TikTok hashtagged Los Angeles! These aren't just ANY street tacos. These are Los Angeles street tacos! Quite literally the greatest street tacos this wonderful country of ours has to offer. 

Curtis Parker is playing chess while quite literally every other resident of the United States is playing checkers. Good for our guy Curtis. Enjoy those tacos, king.