I Opened a Barstool Store in my Motorcycle Shed & Hired "Roberta" for Black Friday Weekend...

For Black Friday weekend this year, I decided to convert my motorcycle shed into a Barstool Store but I needed to do some intense renovations first... The entire building needed paint and updated doors. I put down a carpet and placed some display hooks all over the store. After hanging up caps, tees, shorts, and beanies, I realized I needed some help managing the store and displaying the merch...

After an extensive search, I hired Roberta, who in addition to being just over six feet tall, is also a robust 40" x 25" x 37". Without a doubt, my best eBay purchase to date! And, after just one day working in the store, it became obvious I had made the right decision. 

In addition to Roberta being easy on the eyes, she's low maintenance; never complains or requires any breaks during the day. She's gone above and beyond my wildest expectations and I'm considering making her a full-time employee, if my wife is okay with it. And that's a big "If"...

I couldn't have found a better-looking model for Vindog's "Lighten the Fuck Up!" merch than Roberta. And with 20% off everything in the store all weekend long, you can't go wrong!

Here are some of the videos we produced...

Have you ever wanted to give someone a swirly? Buy Vindog merch this weekend and send me the receipt AND I will give a person of your choice a swirly on your behalf.