It's Not A Wedding Until The Bride Shows Up In A Thong And Twerks All Over The Groom On The Dance Floor

[Post] - The room full of gawking wedding guests eagerly recorded the spicy showcase on their phones. A guest with the handle @_1karin shared a video on her Instagram Story over the weekend.

The clip transitions to Rochelle and her bridesmaids gyrating in the TikTok-viral “Twerkulator” dance, which ends in a ground-quaking buttocks bounce. 

Rochelle punctuated her performance by getting on all fours and jiggling her goodies up and down to a cheering crowd of family and friends.

Now this, THIS is a wedding move I can get behind. You know what sucks? A lot of wedding rituals, especially if you're there as a date. Oh I gotta listen to these speeches, I gotta watch them cut the cake, I gotta pretend about the garter toss and all the other bullshit. Well, cancel all that, especially the cutting of the cake. Nobody gives a shit to watch two people cut cake and playfully smash it into each other's faces. Give me the ass cakes twerking all over the dance floor. That's how you get a party going.

I say it all the time when you get married, the biggest goal you have for your wedding is to make sure everyone has a good time. The food needs to be good, music needs to be the right songs, open bar with drinks flowing, etc. You can't have the shitty wedding. Well what better way to make sure everyone is on the dance floor other than showing up in a thong and twerking that ass. That's love baby. That's how you let the world know the groom is in for a hell of a night too. This is just the beginning. 

That said, I could lose the choreographed dancing. Those things are always lame. I legit think I'd stop being friends with someone if they asked me to do a choreographed dance and had to learn all the moves. Just let the bride out there do her thing. It's her day.What if someone is a better dancer? Can't be upstaged on her own wedding day before she bounces those cheeks for her new husband. 

Welcome to the new age of weddings. If your bride isn't willing to get you going mid-party, it's time to reevaluate things.