Brian Kelly Said You Can’t Make Fun Of His Attempted Southern Accent Because He’s From Boston And People From Boston Don’t Have Accents

People are killing Brian Kelly for this. Saying he’s perhaps the most unhinged man in America for his recent behavior since taking over the LSU gig, and that this is merely the cherry atop his insane sundae. And yet here I am, never more aligned with Brian Kelly and his general outlook on life. Because he’s 100% correct. People from Boston do not have accents. What you hear up and down the streets of the crown jewel of the Bay State is the most proper English this side of the pond. It’s the rest of you dundering nincompoops who keep fucking up our beautiful language. You ever heard someone from New York try to pronounce the word “aunt”? Or “water”? What about “coffee”? These aren’t exactly SAT Prep words that folks a few hours away are butchering daily. And it only gets worse the more south and west you go. Circus freaks, the lot of you. Get the goddamn peanut butter out of your mouths and learn how to speak proper, like me and Rear Admiral for example.