Geno Smith Was Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI Then Reportedly Told One Of The Cops He Had A Little Dick And Would Fuck The Cops Up

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TMZ- Geno Smith was allegedly a huge jerk during his arrest on Monday … with cops saying he threatened them and even told one, "you have a little dk." Washington State Patrol officers spelled out the allegations in new police documents, obtained by TMZ Sports, claiming the Seattle Seahawks quarterback was combative and argumentative with them through much of the process of his arrest.

In the docs, cops say they pulled over Smith at around 2 AM in King County -- just hours after Seattle finished beating the Cardinals in Arizona on Sunday -- after they claim they clocked his Rolls Royce going 96 MPH in a 60 MPH zone. Officers say Smith was also driving erratically and changing lanes without signaling … and during questioning, they say he reeked of booze.

One of the officers wrote in the docs, "I joked with him about how my wife thinks I work too much. Somehow he said that's because 'you have a little d.'" 

"I said, wow, maybe that is the problem, then he said you have a little d, 'you have little d* syndrome.'"

"I'll f*** every one of y'all up," one officer says Smith told them. Another officer said Smith told them, "you don't want to see me out of these cuffs, you don't want to know what will happen." Officers say they eventually had to put restraints on Smith's arms and legs in order to take his blood … and claim the entire time Smith said, "that we were going to regret this and that we would all be famous for this."

First let me say this, I always wait for both sides of a story when it comes to legal allegations. I almost always believed the people who were arrested on the TV show Cops, even if a crack pipe fell out of their pocket on screen. Which is why I will let the court of law decide the fate of Geno Smith, as he so kindly asked on Twitter.

That being said, those charges are very serious and Geno does have a history of making bad decisions even if you don't include that he has more thrown interceptions in his NFL career than touchdowns.

The bottom line is you can't threaten to beat up cops and say one of them has a little dick, even if they are a text book case of Little Dick Syndrome (LDS for short), while you are in police custody for a DUI charge. I mean you can, but it's not a great look. That cop may indeed have a little dick, but that's between himself, his wife, and his God. Most rational people can point out a case of little dick syndrome based on their actions and/or automobile anyway while I personally have a life's worth of experience of knowing what LDS looks like. Wait what?

Anyway, I wish Geno the best in his legal case, but I still think things could have handled things better if this report is true. If nobody ever drinks and drives again, this and soooooo many other problems will simply disappear forever.