This Duke Basketball Test That Students Have To Take Just To Be Allowed To Sleep In A Tent Is So Pathetic It Hurts

I swear I don't go out of my way to find new reasons to hate these guys, it's just so damn easy. The whole tent process just screams how much these people suck. You have to take this test: 

That test just gets you into being allowed to have a tent. You then have to take another test to determine tent order. There are 70 spots for 175 tents. Got it all? I don't even care that this blog will piss off a bunch of pretentious Duke assholes and then the majority of Duke fans - those who never stepped foot in North Carolina. Look at some of these questions: 

You are a fucking loser if you know those answers. That's not being a fan. That's just being a loser. Being a fan means you know which way Banchero prefers to drive if he wants to get to the rim vs pull up. Being a fan means you know whether Duke should ICE a ball screen or not. Answering who Theo John tagged in his last IG post with his girlfriend? Psycho.

Oh and you have to take this test in 60 minutes without using the Internet or anything. Give me real questions. But then again when your fans act like this, well, this is how you know Theo John's Instagram. 

Here are questions that I'd like to see added: 

- Who is Duke's best player?

- Did Coach K get Duke's best player the ball with a shot to beat Miami and/or Florida State? 

Answer those without being scared to piss off Dictator K and you may deserve a spot.