The Reporter That Asked Joe Burrow If He Has Real Diamonds In His Chain Should Have To Run 100 Laps Around Arrowhead Stadium

What the fuck is this? How does that reporter have credentials let alone a job after asking JOE BURROW if he has real diamonds in his chain? Now if you ask the guy who signs Joe Burrow's checks that question, I wouldn't bat an eyelash. To be honest, I'd be shocked if Mike Brown has ever bought or given anything other than Cubic zirconias. But the guy that just led the Cincinnati Bengals to a Super Bowl berth and answered that question like a king only rocks real diamonds. Shit, I wouldn't be shocked if Burrow shows up to Media Night wearing the actual opal from Uncut Gems around his neck. You don't get the name Joe Brr for anything less.