We're Now Getting Bizarre Injuries In College Basketball: Johnny Juzang Missed Last Night's Game Because He Fell Off A Scooter

Well, uh, this is a new one. Can't recall too many scooter injuries resulting in a potential All-American missing a game. That first tweet is near perfection. Simple and to the point. Johnny Juzang fell off a scooter. How? No idea. That's not the important detail. Just that he fell. Now it is true that UCLA has had the weirdest season in terms of injuries and things happening. I just want to picture Mick saying this too. Everything Mick does is hilarious but getting some anger out on a scooter would be worth it. Need him to ban scooters like when he took away practice gear or said he was going to get Cincinnati football players to tryout for the team so they'd be tough. 

At least the scooter didn't cost them a win. 

It's late February, let's clean it up. No stars allowed on scooters, everyone has to walk to practice. This Tournament is going to be mayhem and I want it with everyone at full strength. No nagging injuries, no weird shit. That's a rule. We deserve an awesome tournament after last year in Indiana and losing all of 2020.