Actress Single Handedly Defeats Putin With Poem About How Things Would Be Different If She Had Been His Mother

You may recognize AnnaLynne from Lifetime's holiday hit "Feliz NaviDAD" but I mostly know her from "What In The Hell Did I Just Watch On Twitter A Second Ago?"

Thanks, I hate it! 

I want to say, "Ehhh, at least her intentions are good?" but I simply cannot. This gave me a full body recoil for a loaded Thanksgiving cornucopia of reasons. All we need now is a string of celebrities to sing "Imagine" to cap it all off. 

The worst part is that I had already done a poem to turn Putin's heart & stop this whole debacle but she posted her's first. So here's mine so it's not a total waste. Hope this is the one that helps.