Malik Willis Now Has My Undivided Attention

Ah yes the combine, when you fall in love with someone in the blink of an eye, like when a pretty girl walks down the airplane aisle and you just know she's the one for you. But unlike that girl on the airplane who I have 0 chance with, there is at least a decent chance Malik Willis becomes the quarterback for my Washington Football Commanders. You know the old saying, "if you can't get the girl, get the quarterback". I made it up just now, but you get it. We NEED a quarterback like a fat kid needs 20 minutes of daily exercise. Besides 2012, this team has been hurtin' for a squirtin' quarterback for the better part of the last 20+ years. A few years of Kirk here, Brunell was decent enough, but we've had no consistency and have not been able to develop a draft pick into a star that can lead this team for 15 years. That HAS to change THIS YEAR. Or at least we gotta try. 

Honest to goodness, I don't see why we wouldn't draft 3 different quarterbacks in this draft. Not joking whatsoever. If you don't have a QB, you can't win a Super Bowl. A QB changes a franchise around on a dime. The Bengals are the most obvious example. They went 1-15 and then 2 years later were a play away from the Super Bowl. Nothing is more important than a QB. And we know drafting multiple QBs in a draft works. RG3 first round, Kirk 4th round in 2012. I want this team to take QBs until the cows come home. Then I want to fuck the cows and take another QB. Load them up like fat suburban moms stocking up on toilet paper before 3 inches of snow. You can never have too many QBs and by the grace of baby Jesus hopefully one of them will pan out.

I thought I was all in on Kenny Pickett, but now I am spooked by his tiny little hands.

So I'm now on the Malik Willis bandwagon. ALLLLLL ABOARD!!!!

PS: I'd hate to be the guy who sent this tweet last night. Not his fault, there's been a lot of Nuke talk these days, just keeping the NFL tweets relevant, hopefully they didn't fire him.