We Have An Early Leader In The Clubhouse For Best Lettuce At The Minnesota State High School Hockey Tournament
The Tourney 22 is fully underway and the all-you-can-eat salad bar is officially open. Every year the best that Minnesota high school hockey has to offer convenes at Xcel Energy Center to put some unbelievable hockey and unreal flow on display. And while there is still time for some late round contenders to make their case, I think the fight is over. This beautician right here is by far the owner of the best head of hair in the tourney.
Military in the front, but lethal in the back. This is a kid who cares about one thing and one thing only—the boys.
It doesn’t matter if his mom hates it. It doesn’t matter if he’s got any college interviews coming up. All that matters to him is if it fires up the boys and gives them that extra edge they need heading into the tournament. Because mullets may come and go, but glory lasts forever.
Sidenote—this is just good business. Kids will spend thousands of dollars going to business school and this fella is already skating laps around all of those dorks with their degrees.
Obligatory: