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Just Remember That If You're Happy For Duke, You're Happy For This...

This is what you're happy about. Anyone who wants Duke to win, wants Marty to win. It's simple math. Look at this face. Look at it! 

That's what you want! I gotta listen to Marty now talk about how genius it was that K went 2-3 zone because Mark Adams and Texas Tech forgot that Notre Dame did the same thing to them just a few days ago. I gotta listen to Marty talk about Jeremy Roach? Jeremy fucking Roach decided now to be good? Of course. I gotta listen to Marty talk about Paolo. Okay, I'll give him that. Paolo has been awesome forever. But still, Duke = Marty now. Am I trying to mousetrap everyone who wants Duke to win just to make me upset realize that will make Marty happy? Yes. Maybe. 

And the game itself was insane. That was an NCAA Tournament game and how it's supposed to be. Back and forth haymakers. Dudes stepping up and making plays. Mark Adams throwing out the 1-3-1 for a few possessions while K did the 2-3. But I couldn't enjoy it because of Duke. I don't want them to win. Sue me. I hate them. Most people hate them. It's part of sports. The only difference is I have to listen to Marty on a podcast.