Now, this is a story all about how…

Oscar got flipped-turned upside down.

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how Will Smith turned into a douche live on air. 

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Chris Rock was on stage and he was up to the same

Saying Jada's hair looks like GI Jane.

Will threw one little punch and the whole crowd got scared

But now everyone knows he and Jada are a fucking weirdo pair. 

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Yo, Will… Smell ya later.

Asshole.

-Large

Bet that dickhead wishes he had one of these…