The Cubs Won A Baseball Game Today 21-0

Sometimes blogs are this easy. The Cubs win 21-0. It wasn’t dramatic. There were no major home runs or notable offensive performances. Just top to bottom the biggest normal ass kicking I have ever witnessed in my entire life. Like there’s never been this much of a lopsided game in my lifetime’s history of going to Wrigley. Fuck just last night the Nationals were ready to start a fight over a 7-1 game. Today was twenty one to fucking nothing. You have ti imagine the Nats would just start a brawl in the 3rd inning but whatever. They’re pussies.

The cubs are not.

They’re a good baseball team and this was a preposterous game. The biggest win I’ve ever witnessed in my life and one I won’t forget until I’m a corpse. Until then let’s have a good time. This is a fun team and the weather is gorgeous.

Stay Hot Chicago.