PHILLY CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS: Joel Embiid Literally Broke His Face, Has Concussion, No Time Table For Return

We go one day - ONE FUCKING DAY - of magical bliss. Phillies 4 for 4 sweep of the Rockies. Howie Roseman doesn't outsmart himself for the first time in a generation and the Eagles not only select the right pick with Jordan Davis but trade for an absolute stud WR in AJ Brown. And the Sixers closed out the Raptors in the first round. 

ONE FUCKING DAY OF MAGICAL BLISS. 

Now I have no idea what "No Time Table For Return" means with a literal broken face and concussion, but it's safe to say the real MVP of the league will most likely be out for Game 1 in Miami on Monday. And then probably forever after. Thanks, God. You really know how to do it. Hard. 

However...if Embiid can come back and bring the The Phantom Of The Process with it - Good. Very good. 

Mark Brown. Getty Images.

Fuck it. Cue whatever.