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FINALLY: You Can Now Buy a $1,000 MLB Jersey or $250 Hat With Gigantic Holes in Them

Look, I'll be the first to tell you I know less than nothing about fashion. Depending on the weather, I either wear a polo and khaki shorts or a hoodie/quarter-zip and jeans every single day with very few exceptions. For the most part, though, I can usually see why people would want to wear things that are considered fashionable.

You've lost me here, though.

Someone make it make sense. The hat looks like a dog took a bite out of the bill and then it was held up to an open flame.

And the kicker is that you have to be stupid rich to even be able to afford this nonsense. Anyone with enough money to afford this shit who actually buys it does not deserve to be rich. It's infuriating.

The economy is going to hell in a hand basket, but thank goodness we're solving the real problems in this country: the baseball merch having too much material.