Porn Legend Lana Rhoades Revealed On TikTok That Her Baby Daddy Is An NBA Player

Look at that headline right there! Porn legend, TikTok, annnnnd NBA player? Portnoy can reference that one at the next Blog School.

Anyway, I want to congratulate Lana on the little bundle of joy. There is no more accurate description in the world than the miracle of life and Lana deserves all the well wishes on her journey after delivering one.

Not only that, but Lana is now able to expand her reach in her former industry by being in a whole new genre since she is now going by Milfylana. Kids are not cheap. But something tells me Lana won't worry too much about tuition bills in the future considering how broad her reach is in the porn game along with her also having a talent in design that I never realized until today.

Or maybe she's just a really big fan of fall. I'm not sure. But the crispness in the air this morning was orgasmic, as was picking out my hoodie + shorts outfit.

As for the last part of that masterfully crafted headline, I'm not here to make guesses or accusations about what went down between the sheets two adults. Other sites may be doing so.

But not me. I personally choose to wait for the sleuths on the internet that figure out things like Bryan Colangelo's wife created Twitter burners to defend him to solve mysteries. 

Or Lana can spill the beans about everything by hopping on an episode of Podfathers with Large, Chaps, and myself.

In case anybody working security at the front door of Barstool HQ needs to know what Lana looks like, here are some recent pictures of her.

The last one may not seem necessary but being able to tell who Lana is if she is looking the other way is very important.