"Fuck The Pittsburgh Penguins" - CM Punk, The Most Factually Correct Wrestler On The Planet
CM Punk is one of my heroes. The wrestling he's done over the year, I never really watched it. But the fact that he's been doing it, I respect that. And the fact that his hatred and vitriol towards the Pittsburgh Penguins organization is so pure and untethered? Well I really respect that.
Fuck Sidney Crosby. Fuck Malkin. And yes, fuck Ron Francis for scoring the game winning goal for the Penguins to complete the sweep against CM Punk's Chicago Blackhawks in the '92 Cup Final.
The man has hated the Pittsburgh Penguins ever since that moment. 30 years of rage building up inside of him towards this piece of shit franchise. That is a lifetime's worth of hate. A lifetime's worth of complete and utter disgust from just the mere appearance of a Pittsburgh Penguins logo.
Hate like that doesn't come around very often. And when someone shares the same exact hate as you? Well that creates a special, unbreakable bond. So from this point forward, CM Punk is my guy. The Pittsburgh Penguins have been ruining my life for far too long. I can't keep watching Sidney Crosby relentlessly destroy the Philadelphia Flyers with exception ease. I can't keep watching Evgeni Malkin continue to bury the Flyers into irrelevancy. I can't keep watching some random no-name winger on the Penguins roster produce offensive numbers that would make him the Flyers' leading scorer by the end of February.
So thank you, CM Punk, for stepping up and saying the exact words that our society needs to hear today. Fuck the Penguins and everybody associated with them.