Chris Pine Has Finally Spoken Out And Says Harry Styles DID NOT Spit On Him, The Rumor Is A Result Of An "Odd Online Illusion"

MY MY MYYYYY. Look what we have here. A complete fabrication! A result of an odd online illusion! HARRY IS INNOCENT!

Okay fine. But like...can we can a little explanation on that video? What was Chris reacting to? What else happened at the premiere? WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN VENICE! 

There's trouble afoot. Something is amiss. I SMELL BLOOD IN THE WATER AND SCANDAL IN THE AIR, I will not rest until we get to the bottom of this "illusion."