There Are Apparently Sharks Swimming In The Streets Of Florida Because Of Hurricane Ian

Lots of scary sites coming out of Florida as Hurricane Ian makes landfall. Flooding, downed power lines, weathermen that are being sent outside in nightmarish weather for God knows what reason almost getting tossed to a new zip code.

Now fucking sharks are apparently showing up in peoples yards like a squirrel looking for an acorn.

Since I am a big baby, I always complain about the snow and cold weather in the winter. But even the worst winter storm at the Casa de Clem doesn't touch the destruction of a Category 4 hurricane, let alone a Category 4 hurricane that is throwing sharks around like a goddamn sharknado.

Everyone in Florida stay safe and stay sane.

P.S. It would be an unbelievable turn of events if Portnoy's incredible hot streak in life ends with him somehow getting eaten by a shark in his bedroom after writing a book about how sharks have feelings too and the infamous Edgartown shark getting one over him.

Blogger's Note: While trying to figure out if this video was real, I learned there are soooo much fake and/or old street shark videos. But every time I saw this video, it was posted today. 

But if my Florida shark video ends up somehow being a hoax or old, at least I'm in good company when it comes to being bamboozled by a shark video