Britney Chopped Her Hair Off Again

Look, if Ms. Britney wants to use shortening her hair length as a reason to post a video of her frolicking around on the sand topless, squeezing her breasts together, then I'm going to blog it 11 times out of 10.

13-year-old me wouldn't have it any other way. 

When she's ready to show us the new do, we'll see it. Until then, these will have to make do.