A Bengals Fan Celebrated The Win Over The Falcons By Getting Arrested For Stripping Naked And Trying To Fight People In The Street

[Source] - Kody Hartman, 32, was in the DORA district following Cincinnati’s 35-17 win over the Atlanta Falcons, the arrest report from the Cincinnati Police Department reads.

After the game, Hartman was near Holy Grail on Freedom Way when he took off his clothes, exposing his private parts in public, officers wrote.

While Hartman was naked, he allegedly tried to fight multiple people as they walked past him, according to the arrest report.

Officers said the entire incident was captured on the city’s camera at E. Freedom Way and Joe Nuxhall Way.

Take it easy, man. It's a win over the Falcons when you were basically a touchdown favorite. This is how old Bengals fans act. This isn't how new Bengals fans act after that run to the Super Bowl. You can't be getting naked AND trying to fight people. Naked? Sure. Things get out of hand at The Banks. Maybe you had one too many fishbowls. I don't know. I'm not here to judge how you celebrate your team beating Marcus Mariota. 

But you can't fight people. You won! It's supposed to be good times. Getting naked is weird enough. The Banks are a hot spot, it's right outside the stadium filled with bars, restaurants, apartments, etc. You can't get naked there. If you want to get naked do the normal thing and go to your house. 

Even worse is getting busted by the camera. You didn't even go crazy enough for police to be called? That means no one was truly scared of you. You gotta go full Sammy from Blue Mountain State. 

Getting caught on camera is bad luck. Try to hide your face if you're coherent enough to get naked and fight. I know, good chance you weren't. But think ahead. Think of trying not to go to jail. 

Bengals fans need to get their shit together. No more getting naked at The Banks. No more trying to fight people after wins. Embrace the fact you're a decent franchise now with a franchise QB. Embrace the fact that yeah, you may not be a Super Bowl team, but you don't suck. No doubt this dude is from Erlanger or the west side. Just a hunch.